1. |
Lonely without my Dog
03:47
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My dog up and left me
Took off with my wife
Now it's only the budgie
And cat in my life
If you got a good dog
Keep him by your side
'Cause he'll tell you he loves you
And you won't know he lied
****
Lonely without my dog
He's living at home with my wife
While me I'm mostly living at the bar
The judge gave her my dog
My lawyer was a moron
I got the budgie the cat and the car
***
My cat is a good cat
Always treat him nice
But a dog's best for lovin
That's my advice
When I took him to poop
He'd squat and he tried
I always scooped
He looked satisfied
****
Lonely without my dog
He's living at home with my wife
While me I'm mostly living at the bar
The judge gave her my dog
My lawyer was a moron
I got the budgie the cat and the car
***
He liked to chase squirrels
And sometimes hunt frogs
He liked to jump women
But he hated all dogs
My budgie don't sing
My cat don't meow
And he don't like my budgie
He'd could eat her right now
****
Lonely without my dog
He's living at home with my wife
While me I'm mostly living at the bar
The judge gave her my dog
My lawyer was a moron
I got the budgie the cat and the car
***
My cat sometimes wails
But I don't complain
Without my cat's wailing
I might go insane
My dog up and left me
Took off with my wife
Now it's only the budgie
And cat in my life
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2. |
Heated Seat
03:20
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Hey hitchhiker
So goddamn sweet
You cold and hungry
You could use a treat
Come into my car
And try my heated seat
***
Don't just stand there
Come here real quick
Stacks of CDs
Baby take your pick
Come in to my car
Teach you how to drive a stick
***
Use my lighter
Check my glove box
Have some coffee
Have a doughnut
Would you like to make
That seat recline?
Your little nose
Your plastic shoes
If you giggle
I'll go crazy
You know I kind of wish
That you was mine
***
If I get a chance
I always pass
I like to drive hard
I like to move fast
I can drive all night
With my tank full of gas
***
Hey hitchhiker
So goddamn sweet
You cold and hungry
You could use a treat
Come into my car
And try my heated seat
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3. |
Clown Shoes
04:34
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I love your red nose
It's bright and it's big
I love your white makeup
And your orange wig
I love it when you twist
balloons to make a swan
But I love you best of all
With your clown shoes on
***
My funny honey
My bozo baby
My figure of fun
Of all the clowns I deal with
You're the one
***
Spray me with water
honk your little horn
When you juggle those balls
it's better than porn
In your little clown car
You chase away my blues
But I love it best of all when
You wear your clown shoes
***
My funny honey
My bozo baby
My figure of fun
Of all the clowns I deal with
Darling you are the one
***
I love your red nose
It's bright and big
I love your white makeup
And your orange wig
I love it when you twist
balloons to make a swan
But I love you best of all
With your clown shoes on
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4. |
Cockamamie
04:05
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Oh Cockamamie
Please don't sing me the blues
Cockamamie
Please, please don't refuse
If you ain't my baby
I got left nothing to lose
Oh Cockamamie
You always buy me hurt
Oh Cockamamie
I'm on red alert
If I see your old man
I'll be face down in the dirt
Cockamamie, cock, cock a mamie
Cockamamie, cock, cock a mamie
Cockamamie, cock, cock a mamie
Cockamamie, cock, cock a mamie
If her man don't kill you
I bet his shotgun will
She's dancing with a dirtbag
Down on the whorehouse floor
Cockamamie's with a dirtbag
She ain't my baby no more
I'm feeling kinda lucky
Cause her old man's at the door
Cockamamie, cock, cock a mamie
Cockamamie, cock, cock a mamie
Cockamamie, cock, cock a mamie
Cockamamie, cock, cock a mamie
If her man don't kill you
I bet his shotgun will
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