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Wooden Log

by Beef and Stump

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Every day Every day I think I’m gonna die Every day Every day I think I’m gonna die But you still haven’t killed me And I can’t imagine why No you still haven’t killed me And I can’t imagine why I'm sorry I stole your woman And lost her somewhere in Greece I bet you'll feel much better If she turns up in one piece I know she left with all your dough The day she left with me I suppose it could have been her idea But it might have come from me Every day Every day I think I’m gonna die Every day Every day I think I’m gonna die But you still haven’t killed me And I can’t imagine why No you still haven’t killed me And I can’t imagine why You know I like the women And the women they like me Didn’t mean to give your momma That S T D When I sold your momma that liquor I didn’t know it was bad I really liked that woman It should have killed your dad Every day Every day I think I’m gonna die Every day Every day I think I’m gonna die But you still haven’t killed me And I can’t imagine why No you still haven’t killed me And I can’t imagine why Who knew my flaming tires Would burn your poor house down Or start so many fires And raze the whole damn town For a laugh I made some phone calls Just pranks, not nothing more I never guessed that one of them Would start a nuclear war Every day Every day I think I’m gonna die Every day Every day I think I’m gonna die But you still haven’t killed me And I can’t imagine why No you still haven’t killed me And I can’t imagine why Every day Every day I think I’m gonna die Every day Every day I think I’m gonna die But you still haven’t killed me And I can’t imagine why No you still haven’t killed me And I can’t imagine why
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Day Nurse 02:37
Day Nurse I'm a day nurse at Saint Alban's My shift begins at ten I always talk to the women there And sometimes to the men No that's not Saturday. That's your sweater. On Monday I wash the women Tuesday I shave the men Wednesday I help with the feeding Thursday it's shaving again You saw them this morning. They gave you these flowers. No one gets better here Some sink like a stone We treat them all like family So they don't feel so alone That's not Henri. That's your grandson. Maybe they don't remember A kindness forgot is still kind Maybe they're only partly here A mind is still a mind The socks go on first. Then the shoes. I'm a day nurse at Saint Alban's My shift begins at ten I always talk to the women there And sometimes to the men No that's not Saturday. That's your sweater.
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Elle 03:43
Elle I've got a stone in my shoe And a foot in my mouth There's a hole in my heart Where the words stagger out You and me and the idiot three Watching each other on a broken TV Touching each other with a ten foot pole Snacking on secrets from the salad bowl Counting the dogs and walking the sheep Chain smoking coffee 'cause I just can't sleep I wanted you but I didn't know how I'd be change in your purse if then was now I've got a stone in my shoe And a foot in my mouth There's a hole in my heart Where the words stagger out Lust to rust and greed to need You wrapped me like a mummy and made me bleed I found what I lost and lost what I found I'll be hot for you in the cold cold ground This ice is on fire and it burns like a knife I married your memory and made it my wife I'd pour me some death and drink it like wine If thoughts were flesh and you were mine I've got a stone in my soul And a foot in my mouth There's a hole in my heart Where the words stagger out
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Zombie Bunny 01:39
Run Run run run No time to hide Zombie bunny Hopping in the weeds outside A twitching nose Fur that's white Most of those Are deadly at night One bunny two bunny Three bunny four Never just one They always make more More and more Run run run No time to hide Just one bunny Seven people died Bird ahead Maybe a robin Bloody red breast Little head a bobbin' Five bunny six bunny Seven bunny eight Spot a bunny It's already too late Too late Run run run Dark shape behind us Kittie's gaining Don't let her find us I'm a space cadet Gonna fly to the sun No bunnies there Not even one Nine bunny ten bunny Eleven bunny four I'm a space cadet No bunnies no more No more No bunnies no more
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Mostly we was drinking or splitting. All the tracks is live; no overdubs.

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released October 27, 2018

Tinned Beef: music, guitar, and vocals
Peameal Stump: lyrics, harmonica, and vocals

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